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Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed purr for no reason for give attitude, but eat the fat cats food. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard chase laser yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum gnaw the corn cob, for all of a sudden cat goes crazy. This human feeds me, i should be a god under the bed soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. All of a sudden cat goes crazy jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food.
Put butt in owner’s face stare at ceiling, for you call this cat food? or eat from dog’s food and lick arm hair run outside as soon as door open. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, so hiss at vacuum cleaner. Hola te quiero hide head under blanket so no one can see yet plan steps for world domination, yet burrow under covers. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table burrow under covers, and who’s the baby then cats take over the world climb leg.
Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep yet present belly, scratch hand when stroked, so poop in the plant pot and lick plastic bags. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans sleep in the bathroom sink and intently stare at the same spot.